Never tilt.

It’s stupid. Are you dumb? What’s THAT gonna do?

I tilted once, threw my portable fan at the basement wall. One of those little yellow ones with the white plastic blades. Batteries had died. I was really hot and got annoyed; I got tilted.

As it exploded I was still hot. A little hotter even. And I realized that fan was not coming back. I let the tilt get to me.

I grew up that day and never looked back.

Get your mind right folks. The anger will pass, but your fan will not reanimate.

Never tilt. And finish your showers cold.